Everyone Must Wear A Wooly Hat
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pantspantspantspantspants:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

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fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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benedict-cumbersomerobes:

Happy 450th birthday Shakespeare (23rd of April) 

(and death-day in 1616, at age 52!)

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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globefan:

*squeak* New Bill image!
What a nice-looking young man.  shame he won’t make much of an impact on the literary or dramaturgical scene.

globefan:

*squeak* New Bill image!

What a nice-looking young man.  shame he won’t make much of an impact on the literary or dramaturgical scene.

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

 

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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(Source: vazerick, via bowtie-cummerbund)