Everyone Must Wear A Wooly Hat

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

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something-in-the-way-she-knows:


MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

something-in-the-way-she-knows:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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"Fuck, my tea."
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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hellyeahthomassanders:

I didn’t know this was part of the drill…(W/ SirSnicker, Kyle Tapley, & taylor shrum) by Thomas Sanders

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discardingimages:

smiling death in a condom hat'The Dawnce of Makabre' from Carthusian miscellany, Yorkshire or Lincolnshire ca. 1460-1500.
BL, Add 37049, fol. 32r

discardingimages:

smiling death in a condom hat

'The Dawnce of Makabre' from Carthusian miscellany, Yorkshire or Lincolnshire ca. 1460-1500.

BL, Add 37049, fol. 32r

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ruingaraf:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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