Everyone Must Wear A Wooly Hat

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jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

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spacemuffinz:

siryouarebeingmocked:

Whoops, sorry, I misspoke. It was actually a woman trying to rape a man and no one cared. It even became a minor meme, with men heading to the location to “get lucky”.

everything on that page makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a fork i hate everyone forever

spoopyvegan:

clannyphantom:

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies

probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that

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