Everyone Must Wear A Wooly Hat

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

image

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patientlyy:

how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards

(via butnotforlong)

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girls plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

ONLY A HEARTLESS PERSON WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS: Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

fleurbot:

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

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skype calls : what
: what
: huh
: what
: you froze
: ok you're good
: no i couldn't hear you
: you were breaking up
: what